Crochet A Fairy Tale

Back to the start II

2006-07-28T19:56:00.002-07:00

It just likes the base law of mathematics: 1+1 =2. The gang of three walked back to this starting point again. Looking at the red and blue arrows, they reflashed the strange experiences with Mr. Frog and the wild visions when they chosed to walk the red way!

Alas, what should they do now? Which way to go to find the exlirie of life to save Wormy?

With an A+ from math, Ainy said that the blue way will certainly pointing to the female restroom as the red way pointing to the man restroom. So they need not to waste time to go the blue way!

Naya agreed as he was also a B+ student from Math.

Wormy, once a charming red knight guarding the tree of life, was also a great mathematician before he was casted into a worm by the mighty witch Jenny. As a worm, he thinks like a worm. So he said that we don't know What Mr. Frog thought when he set this up. We may have to go the blue way to find out! Besides, he added, Mr. Frog doesn't seem like a good math student!

Ainy looked at Naya, Naya looked at Wormy. Wormy smiled innocently.

Ah voila, Ainy and Naya agreed to go the blue way as Wormy suggesed with a secret delight to see Wormy's defeated reaction when they finally reach the woman's restroom!

War was delayed finitely!

2006-07-26T23:18:00.001-07:00

The bowl of cherry with whipped topped cream has pursuied the gang into a cheerful mode. Decision finally they had. That's: let's home-mocking first!

You can be sure that they were gonna have a nice sleep on this lovely hammock...even Wormy crawling out of his rolling home!

(*Wanna a solution to stop the war between you and your lover? Having a bowl of cherry on Home-mocking)

Holy Smoothly

2006-07-24T23:20:00.000-07:00

As you can see from the right, a bowl of Cherry with whipped topped cream suddenly appeared in the center of the battle field just when empiror put his mouth on the trumpet with a mouth of air ready to blow!

Holy Smoothly!

Naya, Wormy and Angeliny called out at the same time! Three of them rushed toward the bowl of cherry as if pulled by an invisible power beam! Forgot totally about the war, they sit around the bowl eating the cherry and the cream!

Empiror signed with hands in the sky! No one can fight the power of cherry with whipped topped cream! With a second thought, empiror put down the trumpet and let out a big mouth of air. Running as far as he can, he too jointed in the gang to enjoy the bowl of cherry with whipped topped cream!

Wormy declared: WAR ON BLACK HOLE

2006-07-23T19:51:00.000-07:00

Wormy was not ready to be sucked into the black hole yet! He and Naya turned Mr. Frog's mans mobile restroom into a mighty X-Wing fighter with two balls fulling of Whipped Topping Cream! Ready or not( This X-wing may not look much but it arms with a Sky-Walker's Jedi trick!), he and Naya were ready to fly toward the hole and fight when the empiror blaw the trumpet: fire at will)

While Angeliny was fully ready too for the big war! She was fully confident of herself..just wait till they were in the ranch of the power beam, she will press the red button to pull them into the hole of Moojoo Chocolate milky pool. There will be no escape this time!

To proof.....

2006-07-19T21:36:00.000-07:00

If you don't believe me, history has a proof.

Ah vola, below was a great astronaut D, the first human landing on Mars, on his way back to earth, he falt into a black hole--- later he complained that who knows breast means black hole?---never be able to go back to space again....

Worst of all, his colleges gave him a nickname: milkyman

One way in No way out!

2006-07-19T20:25:00.000-07:00

To add to Wormy's darkest fear, four silly girls dressed in cheerful team short skirts suddenly popped in front of Wormy! They holded hands in circle around Wormy dancing and sing that silly song:

One way in No way Out
Ye Ye
One way in No way Out
Ye Ye Ye

(*I got this funny scene by taking a bus one evening: a few girls popped up the bus then they sang this song and one girl danced. They were having a good time with themselves and I enjoyed it*)

Breast trap

2006-07-18T19:38:00.000-07:00

While Angeliny and Naya engaged in their own wild visions, Wormy was not left alone. He saw himself helplessly stucked in a breast unable to escape! Worst, he saw himself split into two selfs, one wanna in one wanna out...............awwwwwwwwwwwww

Help! I want to be whole! I want to be free! I'm a free man!

Someone laughed in the bush. It sounded like Mr. Frog.

While a bit further away, a robin watched intensively.

To eat or not to eat? Not to eat but watch this free real life movie with a super star? That's tough when one is hungry.

Play the balls!

2006-07-17T19:10:00.000-07:00

A silver light flashed through the sky. Two balls suddenly hanged in front of Angeliny. Staring amazely at the balls, Angeliny asked, "What should I do with the balls?"

Naya waked up from his own pondering, "Why gets out the cock trap? Play the balls!"

Playing the balls! Angeliny seeing herself stucking in the dark corner with two balls!

What can she play with the balls?

They can be basketballs!
Soccer balls!
Volleyballs!
hmmmm......................

Angeliny thinking with a smile.....

Seeing that, Naya added, they can be screw balls!

Look UP!

2006-07-16T23:28:00.000-07:00

Awwwwwwww, Angeliny just can't get out of this COCK TRAP!!!!!

Help!!!!!!!!! She screamed while Naya pondered over this dick hat and what it means.....

"Look UP! Help is on the way....." A voice whisper down from the sky.

Touching the taboo...

2006-07-15T19:41:00.000-07:00

"I want to have this portable restroom!" Angeliny said.

"Ahmm", Mr. Frog Restroom smiled. "You must pay a golden ring or.." Mr. Frog stopped.

"OR what?"

"Kiss me!" Mr. Frog said with a big smile.

Angeliny looked at the little green frog whom's charm in his own maner. Wormy rolled in the basket room. "Why not?" Angeliny thought to herself.

She picked up the little green frog. Just she gonna kiss him...A strange birdy voice screaming out from a big tree behind them. "You will be turned into a little prince and locked into a little castle if she kisses you"

Mr. Frog face turned all pale. He quickly jumped out of Angeliny's hand. Faster than a bullet, Mr. Frog popped into the bush and disppeared!

Angeliny walked to the back of the tree. Behind it was Wormy inside the rolling home with a big smile!

Just then, a voice thundered in the air. "Here is a portable restroom for you, Wormy! I will be watching you!"

Alas, they looked up. Indeed, hanged above them was a giant mans restroom with a black button!

Watching the giant mans restroom, Naya and Angeliny suddenly had a wild vision popping up into their mind.....

Naya saw himself ware the Mans Restroom on his head. It was a Dick Hat!

Angeliny saw herself trapped into the Mans Restroom which was a Cock Trap!

Something missing....

2006-07-13T18:54:00.000-07:00

Angeliny was just happy to have anything for this rushing moment. But she suddenly realized something missing! "Where's the cover?" She asked. "Cover?" Mr. Restroom puzzled. "Well, you expected me to pee pee in front of your guys?!"

Mr. Restroom can't understand. "What's wrong with looking?"

Angeliny won't spend any more minute to explain the whole issue with this Mr. Restroom! She picked up a branch of leaves and pulling it over three of them. Feeling safer, she began to use this portable woman restroom. To her delight, it was as good as Mr. Restroom Frog claimed.

Yet a bit distance away, a goose was watching curiously.

Finally....

2006-07-12T15:58:00.000-07:00

{Suddenly, CC music screaming out ---Finally Finally Finally--what's the name of that finally song?----}

"Tara!" A voice finally beamed out the dark cloud just when Angeliny gonna bursted out....

Looking up, above them, hanging on a big sign basket was a little green frog!

Naya was amazed! Such a little frog with thundered voice!

"A sign for womans restroom!" Angeliny cried. "WHERE's the portable restroom?"

"Aha, no hurry!", a little frog grinned. He clicked his left finger. The swing basket turned and shaw them the hidden sign:

Seeing three of them puzzled by this, Mr. Restroom, the little frog identified himself as, proudly introducing them his great invention for the female portable restroom: by pressing the red button on the center, a stronger than spider web transparent plastic bag springing out! After pee pee into the bag, pressing the red button again. The bag will be closed up and stayed inside the basket until one discard the bag in the perminant restroom! Mr. Restroom explained. "AND," He continued say, "The basket can be used as a decoration! One can hang it in front of the chest or at the back. Hanging in front will make one looking like have three breasts as that female in Total Recall! At the back, you will be the first and gain a trophy from Guiness World Record!"

"Alas," Mr. Restroom said with a bit regret. "I am still working on the formula to turn the pee into a drinkable juicy! Once it is done, i see my portable restroom will be carried around the world by many peoples...no just those crawling in desert, mountain, PIRATES or ASTRONAUTs."

Pee Pee for Trophy

2006-07-11T17:54:00.000-07:00

"It's YELLOW Warning!" A voice thundered behind the dark cloud.

"Yellow Flash Warning!" Naya cried.

"But I MUST Pee", Angeliny in dertermined mod.

"Alas", The voice answered, "Unfortunately or fortunately, if you can wait til I finalize the portable restroom for woman, you not only get to use it the first time AND you will win a trophy of world record---I'm sure that you will be the first person to win the Trophy in Guinness World Record for holding Pee Pee--"

"Trophy for Pee Pee", Wormy, Naya, and Angeliny cried all at the same time.

Angeliny looked excitedly and troublly at the same time.

"Ah, no hurry!" The voice said, " I have a gift for you to meditate upon while waiting for my portable restroom."

With that, A rain drop flower magically appared right in front of Angeliny:

Where?

2006-07-10T17:49:00.000-07:00

"I gota pee I gota pee!" Angeliny cried. "NOW"

"Oh, you can just pee like me" Wormy said. "Anywhere!"

"NO" A voice thunder in the sky

so loud that everybody jumped in surprised.

Angeliny slipped. Wormy falt down to the floor with the rolling home.

"OUCH", Wormy cried.

Naya looked up.

"Hola!" He cried too. "What's that?"

The way

2006-07-09T18:58:00.000-07:00

Alas, the whole gang finally took the red way following Wormy's suggestion. (Why so? Wormy said the color of spicy bikini stimulated his decision mode) This lead them to this big sign!

"What's that?" Wormy cried.

"Mine, it is a sign for mans restroom!" Angeliny said.

"Mans restroom?" Wormy puzzled. He has never used a mans restroom as far as his memory can be reached back.

Just then, Angeliny suddenly felt an urgent impluse for pee pee!

2006 World soccer

2006-07-08T17:19:00.000-07:00

Suddenly, Naya felt inside his mind a time tunnel opened up and he was head upside down falling into the dark tunnel.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pop! Light flashing, flags flying, girls dancing, man yielding toward each other..... He is standing right in the center of a giant soccer field. He becomes a soccer judge of the 2006 world soccer final judge!

Vive Mala! It is a game of Green Versus Blue!

(A voice wisper in the dark: quick, send a big check to Naya's creator and You will know who gonna win)

Shadow

2006-07-07T17:16:00.000-07:00

Something was watching while Naya, Wormy and Angeliny took a sun bath before heading toward blue or red way.

Naya felt a chill run down his spin. A vision suddenly popped up in his mind.

Back to the start....

2006-07-06T17:51:00.000-07:00

"Which way to go: blue way or red way?"

The whole gang wandered back to where they started.

While pondered the way, they rest on the hard rock and took a sun bath in this soft summer golden sunset. Wormy was happy to stay inside the new rolling home for the hard rock is tough on his skin.

Rolling home

2006-07-04T18:16:00.000-07:00

Before Naya, Wormy and Angeliny departed to seek the elixie of life, the little blue fellows gave Wormy a new home: a rolling basket. It is unlike wormy's golden house, he was told. But it rolls if other worms wanna worm in, Pica said with a grin.

Wormy crawed excitedly into the new rolling home. Angeliny picked the bag up and carry it on her shoulder. They were ready to bid farewell to the kind blue fellows and begin their new journey.

A Spell upon Wormy

2006-07-03T18:38:00.001-07:00

In the dream, Angeliny floated in the night sky among the stars. The silver full moon haning in front of her like a mirror showing her an astonishing truth. A charming red knight, called Brat once Wormy was, was a guardian of the tree of life until he met a mighty witch Louise. She wanted the knight to be the king of her castle and live forever with her. But the knight has a wander heart. In a rage of anger, the mighty witch casted a powerful spell over the red knight turned him into a worm.

The moon mirror shaw her Wormy can only live to 8th full moon. Only the elixie of life can restore him. Just when the mirror began to show Angeliny where to find the elixie of life, Angeliny suddenly waked up by a scream far away. A voice faded away..... in the land of......the black swan witch.....the drop......

Happy E-day

2006-07-01T19:15:00.000-07:00

The wild party of Jellybloody drink with delicious hairy spider cheese pancake left everybody still sleeping in the afternoon of the day after. But Angeliny suddenly opened her eyes. She just had a wildest dream about wormy...

Whos Swinging in the sky in Rainbow Firework

2006-06-30T18:54:00.000-07:00

"Falalala", Pica suddenly sang. "Our firework is ready for tonight's big party!"

"It is a rainbow firework. When the new leader light it up tonight after coming down from the Balloon, the sky will be lighted up with different colors firwork. At the very end, it forms a reversed rainbow under the full moon like a swing hanging by the moon. It will look like God is joining us by swinging in the sky! Then the party will begin." Pica said to Naya, Wormy and Angeliny.

The Leader's Balloon

2006-06-29T17:16:00.000-07:00

"Look!" Wormy cried excitedly. "The Balloon!"

Pica laughed. The blue fellows have finished setting up the ballon. "Those successfully reaching the Jellybloody basket get to ride the balloon down!" Pica explained. "In the applause and crying from all other blue fellows, the new leader and the new committees ride the balloon down."

(*While I was a kid in the class at elementary school, i used to fancy a balloon floating down from the ceiling taking me floating out through the open ceiling into the blue sky wandering over the clouds, mountains, rivers, lakes, oceans......Now, I have my first ever self made balloon! When will I have my balloon ride?*)

White Belt Goose

2006-06-28T19:23:00.000-07:00

While the gangs were busying preparing the party, a group of white belt goose were playing in the pool.

Stairway to God

2006-06-27T19:11:00.000-07:00

"What's that?" Wormy stretched his head highup to look at the red drop rope. Pica smiled. "It is the stair way to God!" Pica explained. "Stairway to God?" Naya looked puzzled.

"Yes.", Pica said. "Every five full moon night, all of blue group fellows except enfants climbing this red drop rope. Those who can reach the top staying in the JellyBloody Basket. The one who has the match will be the new leader of our blue group choosen by GOD!"

"Oh! How interested!" Angeliny said. She has finished carrying the Bluespidercheese pancake to the party ground and returned. "What happened to those who can't reach the top?" Wormy asked while trying hard looking at the long drop rope. "Indeed!" Pica claimed with a grin in his eyes. " There will be a JellyBloody Pool for them to drop in!" Pica laughed.

"What are the drops for?" Naya asked. "Each drop contains a set of qustions. " Pica explained. "One has to push a button on each drop and answer the question. Only correct answer can open the gate of that drop to higher level drop." "Weepyy!" Wormy cried. Pica smiled. "It takes strength and mind to reach the JellyBloody Basket! Then God decides the one".

Five sisters

2006-06-26T20:13:00.000-07:00

"Wow, five smoked daisy!", Naya called out. "It smells good too", Wormy added with its wormy style voice. Pica smiled proudly. "Each of them was special prepared by our chief. They add different taste to the blue cheese spider pancake." Pica grined. "Especially the black daisy."

Angeliny's new hair

2006-06-25T17:32:00.000-07:00

The master chief of the blue group has finally finished making the giant "BlueSpiderCheese Pancake". Pica told Naya, Wormy and Angeliny that the hairy part is made of giant hairy spiders! By eating the spider cheese pancake once a while, Pica said, they will be immunized to the spider poison and no longer be eaten by the blue hairy spider! Besides, Pica added smily, hairy spider tasted great. Naya was curious. "How the little blue people catch the giant blue spider?" With help from God, Pica said gradefully.

Angeliny offered help to carry the giant blue cheese spider pancake on her head to the party ground.

Pica and the Big JellyBloodyBall

2006-06-24T17:45:00.000-07:00

"Tida!" Pica claimed excitedly. The big jellybloody ball was now hanged up!

It is a special drink for a big party tonight. Everybody sits arround it, adult sucks the red tuel to drink a strong liquid "bloody merry", childen sucks the blue tuel to drink cool liquid "jelly merry". The four long tuels were setup for the guests, Pica told Naya, Wormy and Angeliny.

"Tonight is full moon", Pica said. When the moonlight shines on the ball, it will reflect off red and blue color.

The little blue fellows flag

2006-06-23T17:41:00.000-07:00

The little blue fellows flag:

Holes: freedom of the mind; X shadow: Born to be a pirate

Under the trees while other blue fellows busied prepared tonight's big party, Pica, the little blue leader told Naya, Wormy and Angeliny the story of their god who failed elementary school and conquered all impossibilities to build the blue fellows kingdom.

Something out there

Two worlds One family

2006-06-22T17:11:00.000-07:00

Grass singing a song for Wormy's hero act:

"Two worlds one family"

Wormy gave up its gold home to save "Angeliny"!

BBQ Her

2006-06-21T18:29:00.001-07:00

The little blue fellows finished dress up "Ainy"

(the name they gave to the blonde doll")

with the spicy bikini to add special taste

to those part of meat.

They were ready to set the fire to

BBQ her!

for the big party tonight!

"OH NON", Naya and Wormy cried at the same time!

"HELP"

2006-06-20T18:20:00.000-07:00

Just when Naya and Wormy pondered which blue way or red way to take,

they heard a weeping crying: "help help"

They looked up, right over the hill,

hanging on sticks was a blonde doll!

A little blue man on the stick above,

He was instructing his fellows to

~SMOKING THE DOLL ! ~

which way?

2006-06-18T17:56:00.000-07:00

" Which way to go? "

It is like they are in the movie: Matrix.

Blue pill or red pill?

Are Naya the one?

Naya's new pet

2006-06-17T17:03:00.000-07:00

The giant golden worm became Naya's new pet!

Wormfy shaw Naya its home, which is

made entirely by gold. The golden house will block all

other worms who wanna or accidently worm in...

But Naya is curious. How can the giant Wormfy zoom in this

not so giant home?

Wormfy gave a grin, "Downshized", Wormfy said.

Naya carried wormfy's home on his back,

Together, they set out to seek

The golden island

A Giant Golden Worm

2006-06-15T18:11:00.000-07:00

Naya went to forest to pick mushroom with the huge hand bag I made,

and Woola! What did he find here? A giant golden worm!

Football fever: I took this picture while lying on my hammock,

Imaging that the world soccer is here and I'm lying on my hammock watching it....

maybe in 2018? :D

Crochet Fun: Naya Babe

2006-06-14T17:52:00.000-07:00

Meet Naya Babe: a hug for all

(All is mine)

My gift for Naya: Crochet Hammock

Diamond Flower

2006-06-13T19:53:00.000-07:00

Dreaming: dreaming a flower growing diamond from the soil..

and I have a bag of the seeds...... :D

2006-06-12T17:17:00.001-07:00

Shadows of Me and Trees

Fun with Crochet: a rope and a net

My net caught a babe today......BBQ her like the way BBQ Han in Star wars?

My first....

2006-06-11T15:57:00.000-07:00

As an elementary school student, sometimes, when I was bored in the class, I put my hands under the desk crocheting/knitting, reading comic books or day dreaming... Now I picked up this hobby and produced whatsoever the first mini serious:

Mini Swing

Mini V-Skirt

Mini Skirt

Mini Bikini

2006-06-10T15:57:00.001-07:00

2006-06-09T19:56:00.000-07:00

2006-06-06T21:19:00.000-07:00

Make a wish for a home

2006-06-05T17:51:00.000-07:00

Barbie Walk

Annoucement: I'm the master of this table

2006-06-04T19:12:00.000-07:00

Perspective: touching of light

One day trip to Niagara Fall 29-05-2006

2006-05-30T21:47:00.000-07:00

Niagara Fall

White Belt Goose

2006-05-28T17:33:00.000-07:00

A bike trip to start